i have never flown a kite in my life.

(i haven't done many 'rite of passage' kid things in my life such as fishing, bowling, scouts/guides, marched in a parade, sang karaoke in a public place, attempt to decapitate things [person or animal]) so i am ill equipped in life's struggles.

i'm sure there's a beautiful, poetic metaphor in this but i am toooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired to think right at this moment. i'll get back to you on this at a future point in time when my brain is back to normal.